05.06.02 :: 10:54 am

Boss is back from batting "Montezuma's Revenge." Outlook not good for my mental well-being.

I probably shouldn't have bought jeans and a shirt yesterday, but I couldn't show up to my mother's for Easter smelling like smoke and the walk of shame from Ruby's. Well, I'm banking on the tax return and the veterinary pet insurance claim. Come to me, come to me.

Curiously, coffee has absolutely no effect on me anymore. I'm thinking it's time to mainline espresso. I'm thinking.

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