03.11.05 :: 3:16 pm
and it made me so fucking hot and horny for him that i question my sanity.
I kept my trap shut about it though and nodded sensitively, and empathetically...
later on, after mamoth servings of takeout, I unbuttoned my pants (gotta let the whale out, folks!), made a joke about being a minute away from birthing my food baby, and he turned to me and said, "you know... the thought of you pregnant is really fucking hot."
Birds of a goddamned feather.
Lord help us all.