11.28.01 :: 4:30 pm

Apartments that don't allow dogs can burst into flames. Right now. And everyone associated with them can follow that lead and combust as well.

I'm just saying. Fucking whatever and ever.

My dog. She will kick your ass and take your name, and then pee on you.

Motherfuckers, you'll get yours when it's time to sort your souls.

OK, now that that episode's over, I'm going home.

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