06.24.09 :: 3:14 pm
Most of the moms I know have made elaborate first birthday plans.
I've given it a passing thought and that's all. At this point, a big to-do is more for the parents than it is for the one year old who'll be subjected to a first sugar high and much confusion.
So we've decided to keep it mellow and grown-up.
I may keep having grownup birthday parties for him right up until he's old enough to actually want a fucking hideous clown or cheesy singalong.
And then I will kill myself.
Haha. I'm joking. I'll just pop several handful of Ativans.
T-minus 6 weeks until summer frolicking in Greece.
Humid & broiling in Brooklyn. But there's no place I'd rather be.