10.12.01 :: 12:56 pm
The only reason I didn't go to work this morning was because I have to waitress at 6 PM and there's no way I would have been able to handle my hangover if I didn't have a nap.
Barfy. Urpy. This is me today. Thanks to this little lady, I partied like a rock star.
Something about smoking a doober in a sound room, flashing my tits in a cab, and getting shopping-carted home.
Miraculously, I made it home, even though I walked home from the train without shoes. Where are my boots, by the way?
I gotta pass out again.
Ow my fucking brains.