2001-02-20 :: 10:07 a.m.

Oh Jesus. Sweet, sweet Jesus.

I checked my balance today. Are you ready, kids? Here's the nightmare fuel: $196.04

This is all I have to subsist on. I'm at Defcon5. This is bad, this is serious, how did I let this happen to me, where did my money go, what will I do, I need a second job, etc., etc., etc., ad infinitum.

Someone please kill me.

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