12.18.07 :: 9:14 am

this morning i launched out of bed with an almost otherworldly, haunting, crushing desire for a toasted bagel with sundried tomato cream cheese.

i was practically delerious by the time we got to Noah's Bagels and i placed my order.

and i scarfed it down in two minutes flat.

my secret is out at work, or at least it's spreading fast. this is due to my purchasing maternity jeans from the company store. and getting looks.

well, whatever. i can barely hide this potbelly anymore, so i might as well rock out with my cock out, as it were.

t-minus 5 days until Mother Sunday arrives with gifts and motherly love and advice along the lines of "oh for god's sake have a drink and calm down."

It's the holiday's y'all.

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