04.29.08 :: 3:18 pm
I tried my best to state that as a desperate cry to the heavens to make this life transition as smooth as possible.
because i am a crazy person right now.
i am huge and unwieldy and my body is not working as i'd like it to and my hands are like giant potatoes with giant kielbasas sticking out of them except a thousand percent less delicious
and all i really want is to either live in space or grow gills and live underwater for the next 11 weeks so the pressure on my back diminishes fiftyfold.
can i just say that if i had a cat, all 9 of its lives would be filled with this jack johnson bullshit?
i am going to steal that girl's ipod and erase the hootie & the blowfish/candlebox/3rd eye blind GARBAGE that she's polluting my earholes with.
Candlebox!!!!!! I'm not joking! What the hell?!
Not to mention the infinity loop it's on!
How can one girl contain so much self-loathing?
I told you I was cranky.