10.29.07 :: 1:24 pm


oh, and one more thing for today:
it should be a punishable offense to play jazz piano instrumental versions of Christmas songs on your computer at full volume, at any time.

and the punishment for such gross misconduct and inflicting of pain should be the extracting of the guilty party's eardrums and set to puree in a blender.

To subject your coworkers to the feeling of being trapped in Macy's all day long is, like, so beyond asshattery.

Look at how she sits there, oblivious.

Does she actually ENJOY this fucking trash?

She must! It's only October!

Could you imagine if you were the kind of person who loves bland Christmas elevator music AT ALL TIMES??

I can't even picture how depressing this girl's home life must be.
I'm trying to think of her going home to a feral cat with mange, and a framed poster of Disney characters.

I hate her. And all that she stands for.

When she goes to lunch, I'm deleting her itunes.

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