02.13.02 :: 2:42 pm

I have been holding my pee for the past two hours because I don't want to pass Miss Pissypants' office.

Because she will undoubtedly call me in there.

And tear me fourteen new ass holes.

Even though I just got massive PRAISE on being the only person in the ENTIRE DIVISION capable of doing work correctly and excellently.

Some people will never learn.

Which is why they should be given sacks of coal to eat every time they complain bitterly.

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