02.14.02 :: 9:58 am

As another Hallmark Holiday(tm) descends upon us with a huge deforestation of saccharine-filled cards, let us pause to appreciate the people we love and treasure.

And remember: although technically "All You Need is Love," approximately 25,673 men will be seen around the tri-state area hauling ass to the 50% Off sale at Zales.

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