10.30.07 :: 9:00 am

i don't feel pregnant.

not that i would have any clue what that's supposed to feel like anyway, but still.

i feel totally, 100% not-growing-a-small-parasite-in-my-ute, for what it's worth.

my body? immune to such ridiculous human biological occurrences.
frankly, it's astounding that i even OWN ovaries.

fuck it, whatever.

i hear childbirth is gruesome, bloody business anyway.
i'll save myself the trouble and adopt a brown kid, in very hip and PC fashion.

not much else to say this morning.
i'm in a rut.
you knew that.

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