12.20.02 :: 2:00 pm

So, to summarize the past half hour:

umbrella broke
tripped in pouring rain
onto my beloved glasses
glasses broke
spent $350 on new lenses, frames, and contacts.

I will now go commit Hara-kiri in the ladies' bathroom on 40, right next to the hideous striped couch that needs my blood unleashed on it in the worst way.

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