01.20.07 :: 12:19 pm

Sundaygirl's new gym etiquette for the 21st century:

1. If you and your spouse/significant other are working out together, it is verboten that you make googly faces at each other, or encourage each other with phrases such as "you can do it, baby" or "oh, look how strong you are!" or "that's right, that's right, push it!"

1a. You and your spouse/significant other must take classes separately so as not to annoy other members.

2. If the gym is crowded, and you are tragically and emphatically anorexic, you are not allowed on any of the machines, especially the ellipticals or the treadmills.

I'll think of more, but this morning I was reminded why I hate going to the gym on Saturdays.

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