03.14.06 :: 11:19 am

i am on really good terms with one of my bosses today, and one out of two ain't bad, therefore i'm smiling at work for the first time in ages.

i engaged her in trivial conversation about a dream i had last night in which she was living with my family and i in our summer house in greece.

i failed to mention that she was naked, a fact that is sending me to the nearest psychotherapist at land-speed records.

but it's been a pleasant morning otherwise.

Did you know that Fran Drescher got the idea for "The Nanny" while vacationing on a cruise ship with Twiggy and Twiggy's family?

There are so many things terrifying about that sentence. Take your pick.

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