09.13.05 :: 9:27 am
broke a completely full jar of hellman's light mayo this morning while making my lunch because the condensation on the glass made my morning-dumb fingers even more retarded than usual and, well, mayo floor.
I debated letting the dog clean it up by going to town on the linoleum, but decided that that's the sort of behavior that people get put in jail for, if it were their kids.
Ryan's 33rd birthday is coming up this Saturday. I have absolutely no clue what to get him.
Let the agita begin.