07.16.03 :: 7:27 pm
"Hi. How's your life?"
You know what, you damned fool? My life is fucking awesome and I mean that without the slightest trace of sarcasm.
If you meant to ask "Is your life better without me?" then I'd say, emphatically, it's getting there!
I know he will make it difficult for me when I finally, finally meet someone I think I can care about. He will say "this is so wrong, but I still think about you," like he has the past four times we've broken up.
He will attempt to kiss me, and then berate himself and leave.
I'm pre-empting this onslaught of nonsense. I want to give the next person I go out with a fair chance.
"How's your life?" is going to turn into "How's your love life?" and I'm not letting him do that. I'm not letting him passive-aggressively be a wedge between me and the possibility of a new relationship.
It's a whole new era, people.
And it's got the fresh scent of "I fucking rule."