12.07.01 :: 2:10 pm

Right now I am having very vivid fantasies about the brown steel-toed Oxford Docs with the yellow stitching. They're staring at me seductively from their display, they're cooing "Try me on, try me on, you know we're gonna look sooooooo good on your feet...on your size 7 feet, we're the only shoes you've ever tried on that say you're a size 7, oh your feet are the most perfect feet that could ever touch us...in fact, we don't want any other feet to come near...purrrrrr....come closer....we're soooo soft....and durable..."

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