02.17.05 :: 1:05 pm

Once I start being more responsible with my money (see: not buying every goddamned pair of shoes I see) I am going to set some cash aside and pay for a personal trainer.

Because let's face facts here. What the fuck is the point of my quitting smoking and taking multivitamins and not eating garbage, if I'm still a useless pile of shit on the couch in front of the TV every night of my life?

So. Research begins to find the man or woman brave enough to take on a truly hepless case like mine. I need someone with steel resolve because my laziness has yet to meet its match.

RAWR! SWIMSUIT SEASON HERE I COME! RAAAAAWWWWWR!!!

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