02.22.06 :: 9:30 am

There was a truck parked outside our apartment this morning that had the words "Sudden Plumbing" and a phone number on the side.

Can you imagine? You wake up at 3 in the morning and there's a guy clanging away at your toilet?

"I'm sorry, ma'am, we're sudden like that."

This makes me wonder what other companies would benefit from a "sudden" prefix. Sudden Colonics?
Sudden Chiropractors?

A nation full of startled, violated people. That's what I want.

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