12.06.03 :: 11:37 am

It totally figures that the week Fresh Direct finally starts delivering to my neighborhood, it shits 35 feet of snow.

A girl can't win.

Last night, I engaged in pre-marital coitus and this morning I have taken the Lord's name in vain no less than six times.

I think that's funnier than saying "I fucked and swore up a storm."

Man. We are snowed in to within inches of our lives. At least there's Netflix.

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