06.23.06 :: 9:17 am

i don't know if the girl on the subway who fell into my lap twice and then destroyed my toe with her heel was drunk, just fucked six ways from sunday, or getting her sea legs because she was one hot bull-in-china-shop mess and she probably should have not left the house today.

in other news, i watched Grey Gardens for the fortieth time and now, whenever I get dressed I have to say "I think this is the perfect costume for the day," and whenever the smallest thing goes wrong the response will be "It's the most tragic thing to ever happen in America."

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