02.23.10 :: 4:01 pm

I just realized that I've been around a lot longer than Dooce and I have to say, I'm a little miffed I am not rolling around in the internet's money.

PS can you believe she gets paid to update her diary?? And that, unbelievably, this pays the bills?? WTF!

The only difference between her and I is that I avoided getting fired for it.
So I'll wallow in obscurity for the rest of my days.

I've accepted my lot. Reluctantly.

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