05.13.02 :: 1:33 pm

Mafia Joe showed me the exercises I need to do to lose my tummy pouch. I think I can do it. I mean, it involves sitting down. And I've got a year.

In other news, it has come to my attention that I cannot wear underwear underneath my wedding dress.

This is an interesting development, sure to give my mother hives and a coronary episode.

This bride's going commando, folks.

Cataloging the day's annoyances, I would like to list the Global Coding System as my number one arch-nemesis. He's armed and dangerous and very very sneaky.

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