03.15.02 :: 12:25 pm

God, is it April yet? Because I so need to be yanking on some slot machines right about now.

I'm deluded and I think I will actually win money. Which is sad, really, because no one ever wins in Vegas, do they?

Digital video will capture the madness.

I hope we don't get stabbed at Circus Circus while filming the insanity.

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Last night we watched a program about conjoined twins. There are so many different types, I had no idea.

We fell asleep around 3 because it was that riveting.

And we smushed ourselves as close as possible onto each other to see what it would be like and decided it would suck ass.

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