09.06.06 :: 9:54 am
And other people have begun turning on their lights and shining flashlights into the tree.
And sure enough, fucking Squirrel MAYHEM.
I didn't even know squirrels fought. It was BRUTAL. And it lasted an hour.
Suffice it to say, I didn't get back to sleep because I was so freaked out. Isn't it, like a sign of impending apocalypse when the animal kingdom starts losing their shit? I thought so.
All this and the invoice for the wedding is, like, ASTRONOMICAL. My mother will be living in a cardbox box thanks to all this.
I just want it over. All of it. I want to be married and swaying in a hammock with my darlingest already.
Wake me up when I'm having fun, as Ruby would say.
I cannot wait to see you, Foxxy.
And I cannot wait to see Swan as it has been over a year since our last foray into drunkenness.
SO I guess this wedding shit is a good thing. Bringing all my favorite people together from my entire life all at once.
Small price to pay.