02.07.05 :: 2:22 pm

someone paypal me $600 so I can get my teeth whitened because I believe a whiter smile will make me a 45% more happy person.

Just kidding.
No, I don't know.

I kinda want whiter teeth though, for real.

But that's way too exorbitant.

God, I hate those Crest Whitestrips. So ghetto.

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