01.29.08 :: 9:55 am

it is physically impossible for me to hit "checkout" on the page where i've added a crib and a changing table to my cart.

i don't know why i'm frozen with fear about this.

i'm almost 16 weeks pregnant and i think i'm going to jinx the whole fucking thing if i buy these things.

yet i don't want to leave this 'til the last minute when i'm too hefty to move let alone assemble a crib.

what is wrong with me? how many ultrasounds do i need to have until I'm convinced that there is a very living person floating around in there who is not going anywhere anytime soon and who is going to need a place to sleep?

i need to be kicked in the head. swiftly. and with great force.

applications welcome.

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