2001-08-09 :: 9:05 a.m.

Things I know are true today:

1. I am going to the beach in an hour.

2. The people in charge at CMJ were born with half their brains fully formed

3. Walking around on eggshells for people is tiresome, especially if they never tell
you when you can stop

4. It hurts when he hurts

5. I have to do thirty five pounds of laundry before I go to Greece

6. I have to make a waxing date with Maria the Bloodcurdling

7. I have to get my hair chopped off

That is all. I'm off to gather the beach gear. It's a scorcher.

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