07.06.06 :: 9:15 am

how is it that my pants smell worse after coming back from the dry cleaners? how did they manage that?
And no amount of Michael Kors is going to fix this today.

Ate some spicy kielbasa last night and proceeded to have the weirdest dreams about people I don't know with vibrating tattoos. Gross.

Got a handy-dandy link to the best rooftop bars and believe you me, dear reader, once my stupid settlement money arrives from greece, i'm hitting every single one.
I own you, $14 lychee martini. That's right.

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