05.03.02 :: 1:19 pm
I don't know. Now that I think about it, it's not so much the dad that's fucked up (although he's got so many fucking issues, he needs a magazine rack for them all) as it is the kids who are oblivious to the absolute hilarity. You guys: look at your dad. Look at him. Closely. He's hanging out with you and your friends, wearing a backwards visor and baggy pants, and making out with high school girls. He is forty. You are hanging out with your loser 40-year-old dad. Everyone is just using him to get beer and drug money. Everyone laughs at all of you behind your backs. Send the mid-life crisis home, okay? And please apply to colleges at least seven states away. Love, me. *** It has dawned on me that any food I eat after last night will be piddle in comparison to The Luge. Damn. |