09.07.01 :: 12:48 pm

Yesterday, Soldier Boy made his triumphant return. He was standing on the other side of the FAO store, doing a weird little dance, like a cross between the robot and a person miming a choo-choo train. I think he's mental. But in a very good way.

I bet he sabotages his workplace in deliciously subversive ways. Maybe he suggests building things like a hospital for the criminally insane to the little kids playing with Legos, and even helps out with gurneys and wheelchairs.

Wouldn't that be a riot?

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