03.29.06 :: 9:25 am


My most magnificent dermatologist Dr. S sent me home yesterday with about fifty bajillion free samples of everything under the sun to make my skin fully gorge(ous) in no time.

I thanked him and congratulated him on his impending (looming) fatherhood and remarked that his kid would have the best skin in junior high.

This morning is fucking beautiful. New York is sunny and blaringly bright and I bought two bunches of daffodils to cheer up my office surroundings.

My morning coffee never tasted this good.

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