04.18.03 :: 2:38 pm

I am completely Vitamin D deficient, I am absolutely sure of this.

This explains my weird moods and my lethargy. And the sallowness in my skin, but hey. Do not make fun, I made an appointment to elevate this mood.

It's called Portofino Sun Center. And I will not turn orange, I swear. And I do not want to burst into flames in the Bahamas.

Besides, Gisele goes there and she looks smokin, all the time.

Insert famous last words about things going wrong here.

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