08.08.06 :: 12:53 pm

in the best news imagineable, my schmear came back crystal clear and sparkling clean from the gyno and yippety-do-da, kids, i'm going on a fuck spree with my man!

No but for real, hooray. Hooray hooray hooray!
This makes it one year free of cancer-causing nasties.

I attribute this good fortune to my Good People, Good Health mantra which I have been following quite strictly.

I'm ready for a weekend, people. I'm ready for some sangria nights and a little booty-shaking.

Happier than a pig in shit,

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