06.03.02 :: 11:06 am

I had a very vivid dream this morning that my mentally abusive British ex-boyfriend was on MTV2 and he was really buff and had long hair. I woke up thinking this was reality.

This is giving me some kind of a conflict or I don't know what, because whenever I think about him, I feel really fucking sad that I loved him so much.

Anyway, needless to say, he's not a rock star, even though I had to do a Google search just to be extra-special sure.

Today is freaking Monday. And it is brought to you by this Public Service Announcement: "pitcher" and "picture" are two completely different words. Learn to pronounce, or don't talk to me. Thanks. Approved.

Coffee, more, now.

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