01.19.04 :: 7:27 pm


Holy shit, yesterday I faceplanted on the subway platform due to extreme icy conditions and a bunch of people saw me and clapped.

I'm still embarrassed.

And I need to come right out and face the facts: I've been putting off laundry since the day after my party (Jan 11) and I still haven't done it and you know what? I am slothful and I am going to hell with nothing to put on but my dirty underwear.

At least I accomplished grocery shopping. OK, well it was through FreshDirect.com, but still. It took an hour.

I need to lie down. I am exhausted.


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