03.22.05 :: 9:33 am

Well, the results are in and guess who the big winner is?
Thatís right, itís ME!

Iím the proud recipient of the beginning stages of cervical cancer!

Go team!

So now I hotfoot it back into the hospital to have my insides julienned and seared until they are unrecognizable.

Christmas comes early!
Maybe next year, Santa will bring me a pre-paid cycle of chemotherapy! I want to be the only kid on the block with a bald head and anemia! Wonít my friends be jealous?

All joking aside, it just occurs to me how utterly preposterous, pointless and presumptuous it was to quit smoking.

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