06.23.02 :: 12:26 am

I'm not sure about the mermaid parade.

I don't think I need to see it next year. If I wanted to watch girls in sequined outfits with their breasts hanging out, well, I don't know, I'd hang out at a strip club.

Other than that, I managed a tan and a slight buzz at Miss Licorice's after-parade party on her yummy specialty drinks whose secret ingredient is sake.

This morning I got a little cranky with the boy on the phone. But as per usual we worked it out. And I plan on sequestering him to the bedroom for the entire month when he gets back.

My father called me today as well.

I need to work on the issues about my take on the men in my life. This is best left for a therapist. When I have insurance.

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