06.06.08 :: 9:38 am
Winnie: [SHRIEKING] Oh my god, we're both wearing shirtdresses today!!!!! [HORSE LAUGH]
And SCENE. And yes.
I want to give her shaken baby syndrome.
And also, STOP MAKING ME NAUSEOUS, you classless ho.
Winnie: [staring at the flowers on Stash's desk] Oh my God!!! Those flowers are, like, MAGIC. Yesterday? They were all like weird looking?! And now they're FINE! Isn't that amazing??? They actually TELL YOU when they need watering! How does it DO THAT??
I have 2 more weeks left of this madness!
In good news, my shower is tomorrow. Huzzah! I can't wait to eat whatever it is my mother-in-law's got cookin. And ooooh and aaaaah at little bebby stuffs. And smoooosh the cheeks of actual! real! live! babies!
Cue the maternal instincts!