01.09.02 :: 5:15 pm
I have two honeys to get home to.
This day has not been good. Tomorrow will be better.
I am absolutely devastated -- devastated!! -- that I will miss Shane's birthday party. No boobies for me. No lap dances. No booze. Just more plate balancing.
I am complaining.
But, you know? I know I made my own financial bed, so to speak. But I wanted so much to go to that strip club with everyone. And now I will just be thinking about them laughing and drinking while I singe my fingers on plates left too long under the warmers.