05.04.09 :: 10:39 am

It's a lame state of affairs when you actually look forward to a job interview as a way to get out of the house.
I am living it up, people.
Living. It. Up.

I was unable to finish my morning bagel. A first.
I'm off to ride the spin bike of death.
And then sauna off a few extra ounces.

Victoria's Secret Beach Body, here I come.

Yeah right. I'll settle for the moderate disappearance of my c-section belly pooch and a bikini top that makes my tits look normal.

sing with me: love lift boobs up where they belong.

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