05.20.02 :: 1:09 pm

I tell you it's like even when you're having a mullet (and it is a mullet, no matter what) I'll still go awww but only on the inside, 'cause then I'd have to live with it for the rest of my natural life.

May 25th I'll unleash the unsobriety. Until then, it's a dry campus, so to speak.

Mondays. Nothing more profoundly useless.

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