09.03.03 :: 9:49 am

The internet is cordially invited to jump up my butt.

I don't know why I said that, I think I'm just feeling extra-sepcial feisty this morning.

In accordance and compliance with the Encyclopedia Whorenunnica Volumen I, I too have scored a date for the evening.

I'm a little less than thrilled with going on a date with a guy who shares the masculine form of my name, but beggars cannot be choosers here, people.

The pickins are slim.

All I know is that he's a massage therapist (hi) and he has 31 years of life under his belt, which I know doesn't seem like a great feat but in New York City there appears to be a serious dearth of men over the age of...ohhh I dunno... twenty.

I'll be giving the cock report tomorrow.

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