2001-07-11 :: 4:50 p.m.
i just counted out one thousand teeny weeny itsy bitsy aluminum pans that will eventually house teeny tiny itsy bitsy eye shadow samples.
I have two thousand more to count out.
This lameness, luckily, lasts only one more week.
And then, I will be beachside, lounging with the other freaks in Coney Island, slowroasting to a respectable shade of happybrown.
Or, "almond," like the executive make up shits here would say.