06.05.03 :: 3:05 pm


As if my new apartment wasn't sitcom-ready enough, I discovered the day before yesterday that all our mail gets delivered to the deli downstairs. The deli which is also owned and operated by my new landlord.

Remind me not to order any sex toys online, lest I crave some serious hijinks and sausage references.

Oh, and one more thing. Any time they're ready, weddingchannel.com can stop spamming the everloving fuck out of me.

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