04.15.04 :: 9:29 am

EP declassified some male behavior last night because he felt bad that I was upset about Mr. M (yes, still, shut up, forever) and he told me that if "the boys" ever found out that he told a girl these secrets, he'd be excommunicated.

I offered to take him into the girlclan, provided he underwent the proper surgery. No dice, though. He'd rather live like a freak in the woods.

He did shed light, though.

Men lie.

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