2001-05-24 :: 2:05 p.m.

Wine with lunch is the best way to get through the last few hours of idiocy/work.

I have a winehead. I'm all bubbly. I'm speaking in tongues. I'm orchards and grapes and chilled and refreshed. I've got galaxies of affection for you right now. I'm one with my girls, I'm coasting on these tingly rapids.

I am a drunk.

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