12.20.01 :: 9:03 am

Ring's re-sized.

After spending an hour in a funky little jewlry store in the diamond district, watching some scruffy construction-worker-looking guy named Scotty assemble an 8-karat emerald for his wife with the very amusing proprietor, Leo, my ring now fits perfectly.

I'm engagerrific.

Let me just say that hearing Scotty say things like "Don't Jew me down, Leo," made me kind of queasy, but in the end, Leo pocketed $7,000 from this guy. We all have our price, I suppose.

Someone, please get these Krispy Kremes away from my desk. Seriously, they're making me nauseous.

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