04.28.06 :: 9:30 am
and what i mean by that is shitfaced but in a ladylike manner, i.e., i will not be climbing atop bar tables and doing a seductive peepee dance, nor will i be flashing boobs or yelling or crying.
I will be hammered, but I will be a lady.
How badly do i want to just skip out on work right now and buy shoes? And get a pedicure? And try on expensive clothes? And buy some fun jewelry?
Spring makes me crazy.